This is some Hilarious shit here!!!



A Fruitport Township woman accused of stealing from a local Wal-Mart store went the distance, literally, police said, when she drove off on the store's motorized wheelchair carrying other allegedly stolen items.

Shirley Mason, 46, is accused of stealing a motorized wheelchair shopping cart from a local Wal-Mart store and riding it nearly two miles before law enforcement caught up with her.

Mason, who had an outstanding warrant out for her arrest when the Sept. 8 Wal-Mart incident occurred, has been charged with two separate counts: second-degree retail fraud, stemming from an incident that occurred previously at the Roosevelt Park Wal-Mart store, and with organized retail crime from the Fruitport Township incident.

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Pffffft, my Mom would always joke about people using this method to steal, I never thought someone would actually do it.